π(Pi) φ(Phi) τ(Tau) ρ(Rho)μ(Mu) β(Beta) σ(Sigma)ψ(Si) ζ (Zeta)ν(nu) Σ(Sum)
A φ-nominal & Symbolic Love Letter For The π Day (3/14/15)
My Dear Q-T- π
(Cutie Pie) π- retty (Pi- retty) ζ (Zeta),
The day, when I saw you with your father "Circumference" and mother "Diameter", I fell in Love with you, at the first number after the decimal (Love at first sight).
Whenever I see you, my heart gets imbalanced and my mouth utter gibberish, but you know it’s called all the numbers in
you (3.141592653….). My “Centre/Axis” of Gravity dislocates, my legs tremble and I lose balance. I fall in love and literally too, rolling on the floor, you can see my spherical body (φ).
You can now imagine how much I love you, just infinite like your value.
I hope, this is a right time to convert ourselves from “Irrational” [Bachelor] to “Rational” [Married].
I heard that
your τ (Tau/ Chacha) had beaten many flirts and changed their values very badly into zero [By hitting them with his stick]. Do not ever try this with me and form a “Finite” value [Marriage] with me. It will help us to plan cute β/β- ti [kids] like you and me.
If your parents will oppose and force us to join “Integral-∫” equation [Social/Arranged Marriage], we can elope from here and evolve our “Σ” [Love] into “Differential-∂” equation [Love Marriage].
If you do not agree, I will dive inside flooded ψ-
nk ( Si-nk). Then you will have no choice but to spend your life in tears (ρ ρ ke – ro ro ke). You will then regret forever for not finding a truly loving “Golden” number like me, again.
Please accept my “ratio” [Love Proposal]. Do join me outside your Circle [Home] to talk over a cup of coffee, π-
zza & chocolate π and then decide to move towards new [ν ( nu)] destinations likeμ- nich or π- nebrook, later.
“φ-l” (Phi-l) Goldrett (Golden Ratio)
P.S - Written it on the Pi Day of the century 3.14.15 9:26 AM. Happy Pi Day, an excuse to eat pie