What is White Matter

White matter is the brain tissue through which messages pass between different areas of grey matter within the nervous system. Using a computer network as an analogy, the grey matter can be thought of as the actual computers themselves, whereas the white matter represents the network cables connecting the computers together.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Physics of Love!!!!

A Physics Love Letter © By Anand Tambey

My Dear Light “Wave”,

The day, when I saw you, looking outside of “Prism” [Window], I fall in Love at first “Sine (wave)” [Sight], with you.

Whenever I see you, “Simple Harmonic Motion” of my heart waves, get imbalanced. My “Entropy” (BP/Love-Fever) increases and Love-“ions” of opposite “charge” start flowing via “Conduction” and “Convection”. My “Centre of Gravity” dislocates, my legs tremble and I lose balance. I fall in love and literally too, rolling on the floor.

You can now imagine how much I love you.

Please give a room for my “Liquid” heart, inside your “Solid” heart. I hope, this is a right time to convert ourselves from “Scalar (no direction)” [Bachelor] to “Vector (With a direction)” [Married].

I heard that you’d “Evaporated” many “Liquid hearts” [flirts] and changed them very badly into “Gas” [By hitting them with sandals and slaps]. Do not ever try this with me and form a “Thermal Equilibrium” [Marriage] with me. It will help us to plan cute “Photons” [kids] like you and me.

If “Original Units” [Parents] will oppose and force us for “SI units” [Social/Arranged Marriage], we can “Accelerate” [elope] from here and evolve our “Potential Energy” [Love] into “Kinetic Energy” [Love Marriage] using “MKS Units” [Court Marriage].

If you do not agree, I will hang myself as a “Pendulum”. Then you will have no choice but to spend your life, calculating the value of “G” [Gravitational Constant] in tears.

Please accept my “Ionic Bond” [Love Proposal], in a “Positive” manner. Do join me outside your “Wave front” [Home] to “Reflect” [talk] over a cup of coffee and “Refract” [Decide to turn towards an exotic destination] later.

With Love,
Partically Yours,
“Particle” Prakash

PS - Written this Physics love letter, during college days in Hindi and much finer/improvised/translated English version, is here. 

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