A Physics Love Letter © By Anand Tambey
My Dear Light “Wave”,
The day, when I saw you, looking outside of “Prism” [Window], I fall in Love at first “Sine (wave)” [Sight], with you.
Whenever I see you, “Simple Harmonic Motion” of my heart waves, get imbalanced. My “Entropy” (BP/Love-Fever) increases and Love-“ions” of opposite “charge” start flowing via “Conduction” and “Convection”. My “Centre of Gravity” dislocates, my legs tremble and I lose balance. I fall in love and literally too, rolling on the floor.
You can now imagine how much I love you.
Please give a room for my “Liquid” heart, inside your “Solid” heart. I hope, this is a right time to convert ourselves from “Scalar (no direction)” [Bachelor] to “Vector (With a direction)” [Married].
I heard that you’d “Evaporated” many “Liquid hearts” [flirts] and changed them very badly into “Gas” [By hitting them with sandals and slaps]. Do not ever try this with me and form a “Thermal Equilibrium” [Marriage] with me. It will help us to plan cute “Photons” [kids] like you and me.
If “Original Units” [Parents] will oppose and force us for “SI units” [Social/Arranged Marriage], we can “Accelerate” [elope] from here and evolve our “Potential Energy” [Love] into “Kinetic Energy” [Love Marriage] using “MKS Units” [Court Marriage].
If you do not agree, I will hang myself as a “Pendulum”. Then you will have no choice but to spend your life, calculating the value of “G” [Gravitational Constant] in tears.
Please accept my “Ionic Bond” [Love Proposal], in a “Positive” manner. Do join me outside your “Wave front” [Home] to “Reflect” [talk] over a cup of coffee and “Refract” [Decide to turn towards an exotic destination] later.
PS - Written this Physics love letter, during college days in Hindi and much finer/improvised/translated English version, is here.