What is White Matter

White matter is the brain tissue through which messages pass between different areas of grey matter within the nervous system. Using a computer network as an analogy, the grey matter can be thought of as the actual computers themselves, whereas the white matter represents the network cables connecting the computers together.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

The best pick up "line" for [A mega original pun-Line-rs]

The best pick up "line" for

  • A Cop - Crime Scene! Do not cross!
  • Getting an extra date (+24 hours) - International Date Line
  • An Indian boy to a Chinese girl - McMohan Line
  • Indian Army - LOC (Line of control) and Radcliffe Line
  • A Schizophrenic - Imaginary Line
  • A Daydreamer - Real Line
  • An I-Ching expert - Yin (Broken line) and Yang (Solid line)
  • A Mechanical Engineer - Assembly Line
  • An Electrical Engineer - Power Line
  • A Telecommunication Engineer - Landline Or Line Code
  • A Prime-Minister Or A President - Hot Line (Direct Line)
  • A stand up comedian - Whose line is it anyway? OR a Punch line
  • A Cricketer/Laundry Men - Crease Anand Tambey © All Rights Reserved
  • A geek/programmer - Command Line (cmd) and New Line (/n, CR+LF)
  • A Businessman - Bottom-line (Profit margin) and Line of credit
  • A Politician - Side line
  • A Mathematician - Number Line
  • Two points - Line All Rights Reserved By Anand Tambey
  • (Late) Vinod Mehra (Indian actor) - Rekha (Indian Actress) O Rekha, Jabse Tumhe Dekha, of course.
  • Ravan - Laxman Rekha, of course (Those who know about Indian Ramayan, can understand it)

Original one liners or pun-line-rs by Anand Tambey

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