What is White Matter

White matter is the brain tissue through which messages pass between different areas of grey matter within the nervous system. Using a computer network as an analogy, the grey matter can be thought of as the actual computers themselves, whereas the white matter represents the network cables connecting the computers together.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

An Element-al Love Story!!!!

He (Helium) was about to propose Oxygen, by offering a mixture of Iodine (I) Liver­morium (Lv), Uranium (U) but as He saw Oxygen and Magnesium walking in together, in the lab, he exclaimed (OMg). Oxygen was shocked (:O) too!!! All Rights Reserved By Anand Tambey


Sulfur given a skeptical look (:S), Palladium laughed with tongue out (:Pd), Phosphorus made a tongue out face (:P), Yttrium asked why(Y) and Potassium consoled him by saying It’s OK(K) and told that she (Oxygen) used to hang out with Carbon/Hydrogen two (as CO,H2O) and already said (NO) to Nitrogen, she is now settled. 

Bromine and Samarium said - “Hey (Br)o, (Sm) one somewhere is made for you. True love will come to you. ”

Neptunium – No Problem (Np), Right!!! 
Nobelium – (No) Worry!!! 
Beryllium – (Be) happy!!! 
Technetium – Take care (Tc)!!!
Copper – (Cu) Later!!!

He felt light after burden lifted up and waved back with smile. Suddenly somebody tapped him on shoulder and he turned back. 
 
Fluorine murmured – (F)orever Yours, stupid!!! 
 
He still had mixture of Iodine (I) Liver­morium (Lv) and Uranium (U) in his trembling hands, to give it away. Is she the one? 
 
Nickel and Cerium said – “A Ni-Ce ending of a Love Story!!!”


PS - K/NO/OMg puns derived by chemical puns/pics on web, everything else is my imagination and original puns on periodic table/emoticons.