A Mathematical Love Letter © By Anand Tambey
My Lovely “Six Sigma” “Series”,
The day, when I saw you, looking outside of “Brackets” [Window], I fall in Love 1/0[Infinite] at first “Sine” [Sight], with you.
You’d become a permanent “Element” of my “Set” [Heart]. Whenever I see you, “Permutation-Combinations” of my heartbeats get imbalanced and my blood pressure increases “Exponentially”.
I Love You. Hence [Theorem] Proved!!!
I hope, we can now think to make a “Linear Equation” [Marriage] with solution as X=me and Y=You.
I heard that you’d fiddled with “Area” and “Ratio-Proportions” of some “Geometric” creations [flirts] and changed them very badly [By hitting them with sandals and slaps]. Do not ever try this with me and form a “Definite Integral” [Love Marriage] with me. It will help us to plan cute “Factorials” [kids] like you and me.
If you do not agree, I will kill myself, by becoming imaginary part of complex number i.e. “Root” of “Negative 1” and you will regret forever to come across a “Real” part of love. Then you will have no choice but to spend your life, calculating my “Value” in tears.
Please accept my “Correlation” [Love] proposal, in “Positive” manner. Do “Join” me outside your “Floor” for a “Kappa” of coffee and “Fractions” of Pizzas.
“Prime” – Merrily [Primarily] Yours,
“Pi” (3.14) Kumar Patel
PS - Written this Mathematical love letter, during college days in Hindi, and much finer/improvised/translated English version, is here.