A Chemical Love Letter © By Anand Tambey
The day when I saw you in a “Pipette” [Street], my mind is gliding like “H2[Hydrogen]” balloon. You know about condition of my “Nucleus” [Heart], which stays in “Positive” charge of getting your sight, at every place I visit. Whenever I see you, my “Boiling Point” [BP-Blood-Pressure], “Entropy” [Love-Fever] and pH Value [Heart-Beats] increases rapidly.
You are the perfect woman of “Substance” among “Isotopes” [Other Girls] around. You know, I can even recognize you in a crowd. I am totally “Dissolved” into “Solvents” of your attractive eyes and never want to come out of it.
Somebody said it correctly; the reason behind Love is “Chemical Imbalance” inside brain. I know, I am totally “Yielding” into love with you.
I don’t know when our perfect “Organic” and “ In-organic” “Chemistry” will play a role and we will achieve the “Thermal Equilibrium” [Love at both sides]. And when can we form the “strongest bond” – The “Covalent Bond” [Marriage] and have beautiful “Allotropic Compounds” [Kids] like us?
I heard that you had broken many “ Nucleus's” [Hearts] with “Neutrons” [Harsh words] and “Strong Chemical Reactions” [Slaps and Sandals], but please don’t even try that in my case. Otherwise I will jump into “Acid” well and you will regret forever, to find a truly lovable “Atom” like me.
Please accept my “Solution” [Love Proposal] and meet me outside of Lab for dates, which should never expire [end].
Chemically yours –
“Titanium***” Singh Tomar.
***Agua-regia can dissolve anything even gold, platinum etc. but not Titanium.
PS - Written this chemical love letter long back during college days in Hindi, and much finer/improvised English version is here.