What is White Matter

White matter is the brain tissue through which messages pass between different areas of grey matter within the nervous system. Using a computer network as an analogy, the grey matter can be thought of as the actual computers themselves, whereas the white matter represents the network cables connecting the computers together.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Mathematics Of Love!!!

A Mathematical Love Letter © By Anand Tambey

My Lovely “Six Sigma” “Series”,

The day, when I saw you, looking outside of “Brackets” [Window], I fall in Love 1/0[Infinite] at first “Sine” [Sight], with you.

You’d become a permanent “Element” of my “Set” [Heart]. Whenever I see you, “Permutation-Combinations” of my heartbeats get imbalanced and my blood pressure increases “Exponentially”.

I Love You. Hence [Theorem] Proved!!!

I hope, we can now think to make a “Linear Equation” [Marriage] with solution as X=me and Y=You.

I heard that you’d fiddled with “Area” and “Ratio-Proportions” of some “Geometric” creations [flirts] and changed them very badly [By hitting them with sandals and slaps]. Do not ever try this with me and form a “Definite Integral” [Love Marriage] with me. It will help us to plan cute “Factorials” [kids] like you and me.

If you do not agree, I will kill myself, by becoming imaginary part of complex number i.e. “Root” of “Negative 1” and you will regret forever to come across a “Real” part of love. Then you will have no choice but to spend your life, calculating my “Value” in tears.

Please accept my “Correlation” [Love] proposal, in “Positive” manner. Do “Join” me outside your “Floor” for a “Kappa” of coffee and “Fractions” of Pizzas.

With Love,
“Prime” – Merrily [Primarily] Yours,
“Pi” (3.14) Kumar Patel

PS - Written this Mathematical love letter, during college days in Hindi, and much finer/improvised/translated English version, is here.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Chemistry Of Love!!!!

A Chemical Love Letter © By Anand Tambey

My Lovely “Aqua-regia” Joseph,

The day when I saw you in a “Pipette” [Street], my mind is gliding like “H2[Hydrogen]” balloon. You know about condition of my “Nucleus” [Heart], which stays in “Positive” charge of getting your sight, at every place I visit. Whenever I see you, my “Boiling Point” [BP-Blood-Pressure], “Entropy” [Love-Fever] and pH Value [Heart-Beats] increases rapidly.

You are the perfect woman of “Substance” among “Isotopes” [Other Girls] around. You know, I can even recognize you in a crowd. I am totally “Dissolved” into “Solvents” of your attractive eyes and never want to come out of it.

Somebody said it correctly; the reason behind Love is “Chemical Imbalance” inside brain. I know, I am totally “Yielding” into love with you.

I don’t know when our perfect “Organic” and “ In-organic” “Chemistry” will play a role and we will achieve the “Thermal Equilibrium” [Love at both sides]. And when can we form the “strongest bond” – The “Covalent Bond” [Marriage] and have beautiful “Allotropic Compounds” [Kids] like us?

I heard that you had broken many “ Nucleus's” [Hearts] with “Neutrons” [Harsh words] and “Strong Chemical Reactions” [Slaps and Sandals], but please don’t even try that in my case. Otherwise I will jump into “Acid” well and you will regret forever, to find a truly lovable “Atom” like me.

Please accept my “Solution” [Love Proposal] and meet me outside of Lab for dates, which should never expire [end].

With Love,

Chemically yours –
“Titanium***” Singh Tomar.

***Agua-regia can dissolve anything even gold, platinum etc. but not Titanium.

PS - Written this chemical love letter long back during college days in Hindi, and much finer/improvised English version is here.